tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-44899395045072370792011-08-02T15:34:17.849-07:00ari shiffrinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09473258966027787804noreply@blogger.comBlogger171100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4489939504507237079.post-31004111203493461482009-08-13T03:14:00.000-07:002009-08-13T03:40:34.952-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_USVm5dZpspM/SoPtiVD7UyI/AAAAAAAAAjs/N4mm5FE3OWA/s1600-h/dino+stars.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 188px; height: 200px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_USVm5dZpspM/SoPtiVD7UyI/AAAAAAAAAjs/N4mm5FE3OWA/s200/dino+stars.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5369396354780713762" /></a><br />omg meteor<br />show me ur skillz<br />u call that a shower?<br />i call that a faucet<br />with a drip thats annoying<br />woah dude did u see that<br />that star tried to shoot me<br />omg meteor<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4489939504507237079-3100411120349346148?l=omgpoems.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ari shiffrinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09473258966027787804noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4489939504507237079.post-66418529186755212852009-08-11T01:53:00.000-07:002009-08-11T02:20:19.325-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_USVm5dZpspM/SoE3i5stKJI/AAAAAAAAAjM/ncDIqjzwGPM/s1600-h/omg+showers.JPG"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 197px; height: 200px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_USVm5dZpspM/SoE3i5stKJI/AAAAAAAAAjM/ncDIqjzwGPM/s200/omg+showers.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5368633303545751698" /></a><br />omg showers<br />lately i lack u<br />does rainfall and pools count<br />my hair needs shampooing<br />do i need more conditioner<br />it never comes out tho<br />my hair feels too smooth now<br />omg showers<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4489939504507237079-6641852918675521285?l=omgpoems.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ari shiffrinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09473258966027787804noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4489939504507237079.post-38573124414085541952009-08-10T01:18:00.000-07:002009-08-10T01:37:41.365-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_USVm5dZpspM/Sn_cGHzWtPI/AAAAAAAAAi8/alqFdi--dl0/s1600-h/omg+haircutz.JPG"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px; height: 164px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_USVm5dZpspM/Sn_cGHzWtPI/AAAAAAAAAi8/alqFdi--dl0/s200/omg+haircutz.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5368251278580692210" /></a>omg haircutz<br />i hate 2 weeks after<br />every1 sees it<br />did u get a haircut? :)<br />no duh man its shorter >:(<br />mohawks and mullets<br />just a bowl cut for me plz<br />omg haircutz<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4489939504507237079-3857312441408554195?l=omgpoems.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ari shiffrinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09473258966027787804noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4489939504507237079.post-76382660941905445712009-08-09T03:37:00.000-07:002009-08-09T03:42:47.794-07:00omg tyson<br />ur a boxer and chicken<br />the boxer is mean mugged<br />the chicken is frozen<br />id rather eat chicken<br />than mike tysons ear lobe<br />mike plz dont hurt me<br />omg tyson<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4489939504507237079-7638266094190544571?l=omgpoems.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ari shiffrinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09473258966027787804noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4489939504507237079.post-82987795275616818082009-08-07T02:52:00.000-07:002009-08-07T02:58:52.838-07:00omg africa<br />theres so much bad shit there<br />theres lions who kill u<br />zimbabwe and egypt<br />i want to be in u<br />israels near 2<br />deserts and pyramids<br />do u have sum water<br />omg africa<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4489939504507237079-8298779527561681808?l=omgpoems.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ari shiffrinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09473258966027787804noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4489939504507237079.post-48738890443909185752009-08-04T00:58:00.000-07:002009-08-04T01:03:32.156-07:00omg flannel<br />u keep me warm sort of<br />i wear u with mesh hats<br />lumberjacks need u<br />protect them from tree trunks<br />i just need protection<br />from autumn and spring air<br />omg flannel<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4489939504507237079-4873889044390918575?l=omgpoems.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ari shiffrinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09473258966027787804noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4489939504507237079.post-66221183626650484732009-08-04T00:52:00.000-07:002009-08-04T00:56:56.539-07:00omg blogging<br />update ur blog plz<br />put up a new picture<br />ill leave u a comment<br />then leave me 1 too plz<br />did u check my myspace<br />tumbls and blogspots<br />omg blogging<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4489939504507237079-6622118362665048473?l=omgpoems.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ari shiffrinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09473258966027787804noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4489939504507237079.post-54839084859097196722009-08-02T23:12:00.000-07:002009-08-02T23:14:46.007-07:00omg pooping<br />the brown is a combo<br />all colors united<br />my butt is the actor<br />my sphincters no slacker<br />my cheeks r divided<br />the urge not 2 fight it<br />omg pooping<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4489939504507237079-5483908485909719672?l=omgpoems.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ari shiffrinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09473258966027787804noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4489939504507237079.post-64718141773208538112009-08-02T00:56:00.000-07:002009-08-02T23:16:34.440-07:00omg walking<br />i do it a lot now<br />i used 2 have heelies<br />i should get a fixie<br />id look kewl in levis<br />tyte jeans and a v neck<br />then gurls mite like me<br />omg walking<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4489939504507237079-6471814177320853811?l=omgpoems.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ari shiffrinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09473258966027787804noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4489939504507237079.post-31837894024349597492009-08-02T00:51:00.000-07:002009-08-02T23:15:27.087-07:00omg exercise<br />u r so exhausting<br />i dont want 2 do u<br />ill just drink whey protein<br />it tastes like a frat boy<br />my pecs r not beefy<br />my arms need a tan 2<br />omg exercise<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4489939504507237079-3183789402434959749?l=omgpoems.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ari shiffrinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09473258966027787804noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4489939504507237079.post-8764491044043843012009-07-30T02:50:00.001-07:002009-07-30T02:54:40.796-07:00omg craigslist<br />missed connections are funny<br />i wish some1 missed me<br />where should i live next<br />find me a job plz<br />will u buy my couch 2<br />i love finding free stuff<br />omg craigslist<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4489939504507237079-876449104404384301?l=omgpoems.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ari shiffrinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09473258966027787804noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4489939504507237079.post-26674306756639458522009-07-30T02:42:00.000-07:002009-07-30T02:54:21.418-07:00omg frasier<br />ur only on past midnight<br />i watch u and like u<br />cuz nothing else is on<br />r u english<br />or just intellectual<br />daphne will u marry me<br />omg frasier<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4489939504507237079-2667430675663945852?l=omgpoems.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ari shiffrinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09473258966027787804noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4489939504507237079.post-61094645642691564692009-07-28T22:37:00.000-07:002009-07-28T22:56:45.457-07:00omg microwave<br />u cook stuff so fast<br />how do u do it<br />r there waves in my food now<br />will i have cancer at 30<br />2 many hot pockets<br />2 many e-z macs<br />or 2 many radiations <br />omg microwave<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4489939504507237079-6109464564269156469?l=omgpoems.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ari shiffrinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09473258966027787804noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4489939504507237079.post-12453894266066049822009-07-28T22:33:00.001-07:002009-07-28T22:35:16.396-07:00omg horror films<br />hipsters luv u<br />but mainly the bad ones<br />some of the good ones<br />i luv u 2 tho<br />i just saw the orphan<br />im scared of adopting<br />omg horror films<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4489939504507237079-1245389426606604982?l=omgpoems.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ari shiffrinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09473258966027787804noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4489939504507237079.post-29741229864816144672009-07-28T02:17:00.001-07:002009-07-28T22:35:42.903-07:00omg internet<br />u r full of funny stuff<br />i search u on google<br />u r so random and funny<br />i luv collegehumor<br />blogs r so silly<br />im addicted to surfing<br />omg internet<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4489939504507237079-2974122986481614467?l=omgpoems.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ari shiffrinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09473258966027787804noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4489939504507237079.post-74466058926845681082009-07-28T02:14:00.000-07:002009-07-28T22:36:30.621-07:00omg fastfood<br />i h8 u but i luv u<br />i eat u late at nite only<br />i wish you were in me<br />mcdonalds mcburger<br />leave me alone plz<br />i wish i had food<br />that wasnt made so fast<br />omg fastfood<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4489939504507237079-7446605892684568108?l=omgpoems.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ari shiffrinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09473258966027787804noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4489939504507237079.post-21836666471175606322009-07-28T02:12:00.000-07:002009-07-28T22:37:22.359-07:00omg seinfeld<br />i luv it alot<br />i wish i was in it<br />id be frenz with elaine<br />id drink coffee with george<br />me and kramer would boogie<br />larry david mite praise me<br />omg seinfeld<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4489939504507237079-2183666647117560632?l=omgpoems.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ari shiffrinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09473258966027787804noreply@blogger.com0